GOING TO THE MALL WHEN I HAVE NO MONEY
I looked it up on WebMD and it totally calmed me down.– No one, ever. (via jeremywilliam)
me: shh it's ok
Every single pseudointellectual will rue the day they continuously interrupted a lecture with their stupid anecdote about their stupid fucking theories and life experiences when I teach. I assure you, beyond a reasonable doubt, if you had ANYTHING of importance to add to a lecture in an auditorium class you would either be in the textbook or behind the podium. Shut the hell up. Just please, for...