June 2012
GOING TO THE MALL WHEN I HAVE NO MONEY
howdoiputthisgently:
“I looked it up on WebMD and it totally calmed me down.”
– No one, ever. (via jeremywilliam)
computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
me: shh it's ok
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Every single pseudointellectual will rue the day they continuously interrupted a lecture with their stupid anecdote about their stupid fucking theories and life experiences when I teach. I assure you, beyond a reasonable doubt, if you had ANYTHING of importance to add to a lecture in an auditorium class you would either be in the textbook or behind the podium. Shut the hell up. Just please, for...
